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BUT YOU DON’T REALLY CARE FOR LOSING, DO YOU? BROS DISH LEFTOVERS ANOTHER LOSS

AUSTIN (AP)- Turn the volume up on this video before proceeding: “Hallelujah.”

At The Pond Hockey Club last night
The refs called penalties left and right
But the Bros emerged victorious, it’s true.
Nick Leggett scored the fourth and fifth,
Bros now have their record sixth
The joyous fans are singing Brollelujah!

Brollelujah, Brollelujah! Brollelujah, Brollelujah!

Beard scored the first, it was a beaut
They got one back on a shot from the blue
Figi struck next, his effort in front rang true.
Layne tied them up all over the ice,
Leftovers scored again, the Bros stopped playing nice
And from the stands the fans cheered Brollelujah!

Brollelujah, Brollelujah! Brollelujah, Brollelujah!

The Bros, you know, have been here before
In order to win, they needed score some more
Noah and Andrew set up the next two, it’s true.
The Gonzales Flag was flying high, Tagtow scored on a backhand try,
The team was not quite done, Brollelujah!

Brollelujah, Brollelujah! Brollelujah, Brollelujah!

Drew and Van Pelt both played well
One more goal is left to tell
Meyer scored the final one, it’s true.
With Luscombe in net, the Bros gave up two,
The Leftovers lost and were feeling blue,
After every win the fans cheer Brollelujah!

Brollelujah, Brollelujah! Brollelujah, Brollelujah!

The Bros are playing well right now
Let’s hope that they may continue somehow,
They have to keep scoring more goals, it’s true.
And it’s a cry that you hear, you know
Comes from the team that just played the Bros
A record sixth straight vic’try, Brollelujah!

Brollelujah, Brollelujah! Brollelujah, Brollelujah!

Beard was awarded the coveted flag
The Bros think he’s great but he looks like a skag,
The team plays New Centaurs next week, it’s true.
There’s a blaze of light in every win,
The team wants to do it again and again,
The fans continue shouting Brollelujah!

Brollelujah, Brollelujah! Brollelujah, Brollelujah!

Michael did his best, it wasn’t much
He couldn’t see, and he couldn’t touch
The puck got past him too much, it’s true.
And even though it went wrong for him,
The Leftovers will battle again,
But the fans in the stands will be cheering Brollelujah!

Brollelujah, Brollelujah! Brollelujah, Brollelujah!
Brollelujah, Brollelujah! Brollelujah, Brollelujah!
Brollelujah, Brollelujah! Brollelujah, Brollelujah!

Bros Roster
Nick “Bro Me to the End of Love” Leggett
Noah “Coming Back to Bro” Leggett
Fabian “The Bro Law” Figi
Steph “Night Bros On” Meyer
Scott “Brollelujah” Van Pelt
Andrew “The Bro Captain” Feigenbaum
Drew “Bro’s Lullaby” John
Layne “Heart with No Brompanion” Brougher
Ross “If It Be Your Bro” Tagtow
Chris “Leonard Brohen” Beard
Chris “Chelsea Brotel” Luscombe

GAME NOTES:
Larry Powell was a healthy scratch last night. He spent the evening racing mopeds along the boardwalk reenacting various scenes from Woody Allen films.

BY THE NUMBERS:
30- Shots on goal.
15- Shots allowed.
7- Most goals scored by the Bros at the Barn.
6- Franchise record number of wins.
5- Franchise record of consecutive wins.

RIP Leonard Cohen
RIP Leon Russell

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